did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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