OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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