I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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