ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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