I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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