i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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