he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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