When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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