I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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