Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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