so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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