i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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