you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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