i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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