You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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