ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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