i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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