Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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