the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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