I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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