Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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