At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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