How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize