I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
