Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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