I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
No subtext here. People are naked.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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