And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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