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• (310): View more from California

  she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (585): View more from New York

  Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.

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