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• (647): View more from Ontario

  TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.

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• (914): View more from New York

  vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!

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  so its atleast an 8 for creativity.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I hate how she's getting mean with age

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  Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.

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