My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat