dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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