shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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