But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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