He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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