i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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