You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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