It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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