Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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