Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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