So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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