i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
did i walk over a car last night?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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