I should be sponsored by Trojan
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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