: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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