I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
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yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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