She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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