And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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