pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I checked into jail on foursquare
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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