THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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