Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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