I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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