My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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