mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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