I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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