in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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