So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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