I think i peed on brittanys purse
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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