I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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